The Battle for Britain | 17 June 2023

‘They’ve all had work done!’
‘Dad’s always been a strong supporter of inclusivity... he hates everyone, equally.’
‘He’s keen on protecting single sex spaces.’
‘There must be someone who is interested in my unwanted sexual attention.’
‘You’ve got balls – I like that in a woman.’
‘We’re here to claim Universal Basic Income.’
‘What a day.’
‘Sorry, I’ve already sold my soul to the Saudis.’
‘... and my thanks to Boris Johnson, without whom...’