Cartoons
Take You To My Leader Ok But Wed Better Be Quick
‘Take you to my leader? OK, but we’d better be quick.’
Quick To The Batgrave
‘Quick! To the batgrave!’
The General Or The Infirmary Im Easy Either Way
‘The general or the infirmary? I’m easy either way.’
Sorry Im Late
‘Sorry I’m late.’
What Climate Change
‘What climate change?’
Youll Have To Subscribe To Hear The Rest Of His Sentence
‘You’ll have to subscribe to hear the rest of his sentence.’
Ive Never Been To A Conversion To Corbynism Ceremony Before
‘I’ve never been to a conversion to Corbynism ceremony before.’
They Say Do You Mind Going Round The Block A Few Thousand Times Theyre Still Working On It
‘They say do you mind going round the block a few thousand times? They’re still working on it.’
Youre Not By Any Chance Related To George Osborne
‘You’re not by any chance related to George Osborne?’
I Dont Fancy Being Stuck In The Jungle With Paul Nuttall
‘I don’t fancy being stuck in the jungle with Paul Nuttall!’
I Dont Care What Her Name Is Why Cant You Do Something Useful Like Invent A Wheel
‘I don’t care what her name is — why can’t you do something useful like invent a wheel?’
Just How Many Lives Does Michael Gove Have
‘Just how many lives does Michael Gove have?’
Darling Theyre Playing Our Ringtone
‘Darling, they’re playing our ringtone!’
Feeling Cheap Used And Empty Usually Means The Detox Has Worked
‘Feeling cheap, used and empty usually means the detox has worked.’