The Battle for Britain | 17 April 2021

‘I can’t imagine having four children.’
‘Perhaps it’s time for a referendum on lobbying?’
‘It’s to protect me from frostbite.’
‘We’re so lucky this island is exactly two metres wide.’
‘There’s nothing more embarrassing than an ex prime minister on the make, Cherie.’
‘Daddy misses his commute to work.’
‘Are we allowed to bring a bottle?’
‘We’re totally lost. I blame the Duke of Edinburgh. He set up these awards.’