The Battle for Britain – 15 March 2018

‘I’ve invited my parents over to make them feel guilty.’
‘Not THE Peter Rabbit?!’
‘A final request? Can I check my phone one last time?’
‘If you’re going to identify as a woman can you at least make a bit of an effort?’
‘Mum, Dad, what’s civilisation?’
‘Is that Mike Pompeo’s welcome or leaving card?’