The Battle for Britain | 17 February 2024

‘I don’t answer to dog whistles, bigot!’
‘With the cost of child care, we’ve decided to delay having a child until you retire.’
‘Good news! There’s someone even more unpopular than us!’
‘Well, must get on, this book on the paranormal won’t write itself.’
‘I joined a tanning salon.’
Do you have alcohol-free?
‘Taylor Swift eats her broccoli.’
‘Bonus... bonus...’
‘So what’s new? People become Christians to avoid going somewhere unpleasant.’