Cartoons
Dog whistles
‘I don’t answer to dog whistles, bigot!’
We’ve decided to delay having a child until you retire
‘With the cost of child care, we’ve decided to delay having a child until you retire.’
There’s someone even more unpopular than us!
‘Good news! There’s someone even more unpopular than us!’
This book on the paranormal won’t write itself
‘Well, must get on, this book on the paranormal won’t write itself.’
I joined a tanning salon
‘I joined a tanning salon.’
Do you have alcohol-free?
Do you have alcohol-free?
Taylor Swift eats her broccoli
‘Taylor Swift eats her broccoli.’
Bonus… bonus…
‘Bonus... bonus...’
Asylum seekers convert shock
‘So what’s new? People become Christians to avoid going somewhere unpleasant.’