The Battle for Britain | 16 December 2023
Cartoons
One star
‘All the reviews are one star.’
They laughed and called you names
‘They laughed and called you names? I’ll launch an inquiry into these bullying allegations.’
He’s right, kids
‘He’s right, kids, there’s nothing here that bans short selling.’
Ctrl, Alt and Delete
‘OK, I’ve pressed Ctrl, Alt and Delete but it hasn’t made any difference.’
UHU
‘All I want for Christmas is UHU.’
Feedback
‘And were your troubled minds seized by a) mighty dread; b) mild concern; c) neither?’
See the real world
‘If you think this is dismal you should see the real world.’
Nice opinion poll
‘I’d like a nice opinion poll for Christmas.’
How they feel
‘I know how they feel.’
Another way
‘The wise men departed unto their own country another way.’
Which mode?
‘Which mode will annoy the neighbours more?’
What’s happening?
‘Oh no! What’s happening in the Middle East now?!’
Cancelled flight
‘Your flight to Egypt has been cancelled. Have you considered Rwanda?’
