The Battle for Britain – 13 December 2017

‘I’m going out. I want to do some socialising.’
‘First time they haven’t argued over Christmas.’
‘Ahh! Look at the kids playing with the packaging.’
‘Do you think he’ll know it’s second-hand?’
‘There are bitcoins in the virtual pudding.’
‘Of course, that’s the seasonally adjusted figure.’
‘Typical Virgin — overcrowded, standing room only and no public announcements.’
‘Your father’s going to do Dry January in 2021.’
‘Pass me the remote control.’
‘He has 75 different words for snow!’