Cartoons
Tattoo 2
‘Are you sure you want me to carry on with this, Mr Dimbleby?’
Kafka
‘It’s not Kafkaesque, it’s normal.’
Fish 2
‘It’s such a perfect day, I’m glad I spent it with you...’
Instant
‘Instant? Certainly, madam. Take a seat and someone will be with you in a minute.’
Panda 2
‘We are very happy with the Chinese-themed room but could you remove the panda, please.’
Blue
‘Could that be from his blue period?’
Cut
‘It’s the director’s cut.’
Houseprices
‘I can’t see us ever having a boring housebuying anecdote of our own.’
Celeste
‘Where is everyone? It’s like the Marie Celeste in here.’
Energy 4
‘Want to switch energy suppliers?’
Shareholder
‘In these straitened times, our shareholders need more money.’