Dave – 14 November 2013

‘Are you sure you want me to carry on with this, Mr Dimbleby?’
‘It’s not Kafkaesque, it’s normal.’
‘It’s such a perfect day, I’m glad I spent it with you...’
‘Instant? Certainly, madam. Take a seat and someone will be with you in a minute.’
‘We are very happy with the Chinese-themed room but could you remove the panda, please.’
‘Could that be from his blue period?’
‘It’s the director’s cut.’
‘I can’t see us ever having a boring housebuying anecdote of our own.’
‘Where is everyone? It’s like the Marie Celeste in here.’
‘Want to switch energy suppliers?’
‘In these straitened times, our shareholders need more money.’