The Battle for Britain | 16 October 2021

‘Your blood pressure isn’t raised at all — what’s wrong with you?’
‘This little piggy got slaughtered, this little piggy got culled…’
‘Rest assured, we’ll move more quickly in the next pandemic.’
‘I’m afraid due to staff shortages, no one will be asking is everything okay...’
‘I’ve invented the eco-protest.’
‘I do enjoy group activities.’
‘Of course, we do offset our carbon.’
‘You can stop wearing a mask now.’
‘The doctor won’t see you now.’
‘He’s gaslighting us.’