Homes
Cartoons
Bakeoff
‘I only have to watch this programme and I put weight on!’
Surgeon
‘Please, relax — I’m a very qualified surgeon and Mr and Mrs Piggy have yet to make a mistake.’
Wear
‘Isn’t it great not having anything to wear?’
Critic 2
‘He’s a prolific media commentator.’
Lines
‘A hundred lines, Miss? But I’ll be out of my tree!’
Frenzy
‘They’re in some kind of feeding frenzy.’
Festival
‘I take it this is your first literary festival.’
