Homes

‘I only have to watch this programme and I put weight on!’
‘Please, relax — I’m a very qualified surgeon and Mr and Mrs Piggy have yet to make a mistake.’
‘Isn’t it great not having anything to wear?’
‘He’s a prolific media commentator.’
‘A hundred lines, Miss? But I’ll be out of my tree!’
‘They’re in some kind of feeding frenzy.’
‘I take it this is your first literary festival.’