The Battle for Britain – 14 July 2016
Cartoons
While You Were In The Kitchen Theresa May Resigned Over A Sex Tape And I Was Asked To Form A Government
‘While you were in the kitchen, Theresa May resigned over a sex tape and I was asked to form a government.’
What A Performer Hes Stilts On Stilts
‘What a performer — he’s stilts on stilts!’
The Note Says Support The Newer Kinder Style Of Politics Or Suffer The Consequences
‘The note says, “Support the newer, kinder style of politics or suffer the consequences”.’
She Wont Be A Minute Shes Just Sending A Hext Message
‘She won’t be a minute — she’s just sending a hext message.’
Have You Seen The Price Of Replacement Ink Cartridges
‘Have you seen the price of replacement ink cartridges?’
Can You Stop Rustling That Newspaper This Is The Quiet Carriage
‘Can you stop rustling that newspaper? This is the quiet carriage.’
Im Receiving A Text Is There A Milly Here Someone Called Joe Wants To Contact You
‘I’m receiving a text... is there a Milly here... someone called Joe wants to contact you...’
Hello Vape Crisis Centre
‘Hello — vape-crisis centre?’
I Cant Find The Chapter On Wmds
‘I can’t find the chapter on WMDs.’
Itd Be Really Useful To Still Have Some Journalists Right Now
‘It’d be really useful to still have some journalists right now.’
Its Come To Our Attention That Youre Not A Mother
‘It’s come to our attention that you’re not a mother…’
Im Off School My Teachers Taking Her Holidays This Term
‘I’m off school – my teacher’s taking her holidays this term.’
Im Not On The Train
‘I’m not on the train.’