Bird

‘No, you can’t text on it.’
‘He’ll never get in the England team playing like that.’
‘He’s a shy pollster.’
‘To go?’
‘What our company needs, Jenson, is more women — they’re so much cheaper.’
‘...not so impressive now we’ve got 3D printer technology.’
‘It’s health and safety gone mad.’
‘Crested, yes, and he’s definitely a newt. But great?’
‘I should have seen the warning signs that she was going to leave me.’
‘I’m afraid you made yourself deliberately unelectable.’
‘Technically speaking, you’ll be creating my wealth.’