The Battle for Britain | 16 March 2024
Cartoons
Left at the Turkish barber
‘Left at the Turkish barber, right at the Turkish barber, cross the road at the Turkish barber...’
It’s full of XL Bullies
‘It’s full of XL Bullies.’
We can Photoshop this
‘Don’t worry – we can Photoshop this.’
The night-time economy
‘The night-time economy is not what it was.’
How would you like to pay?
‘How would you like to pay – cash, card, or through the nose?’
Once I found a niche my career took off
‘Once I found a niche my career took off.’
Are they on strike?
‘Is this the interval or are they on strike?’
In the long run
‘In the long run, you’re definitely worse off.’
Chief fundraiser, unpaid
‘I’m appointing you “chief fundraiser, unpaid”.’