Dave – 14 March 2013
Cartoons
Burgers
‘Here comes the world’s largest super-jumbo airbus...’
Film Viewer
‘This film contains strong language from the outset, soon giving way to mealy-mouthed euphemism.’
Hedgehog
‘I love the horror genre.’
Popewaiting
‘And the winner is… Nigel Farage.’
Zero
‘Maybe Madam would like to try something that matches her personality?’
Stars
‘Don’t the stars make you feel small.’
Supermarket
‘Wow! Look at the tax on that — it must be delicious.’
Gothic
‘It looked different in the brochure.’
Englishquarter
‘Around here somewhere they have an English quarter.’
Penguins
‘That? That’s the smoking area.’
Vampires
‘I feel terrible. I drank too much last night.’
Tiger
‘You heard of the “Tiger Who Came to Tea”? That was me, too.’
Tarzan
Tarzan of the apps