The Battle for Britain – 14 February 2019

‘Brexit? I’m stockpiling for a new statue of Thatcher.’
‘Oh no! We’ve woken up too early and haven’t missed Brexit!’
‘Before you say it, no — you can’t hand in a marriage licence.’
‘At least Chris Grayling isn’t in charge of the ferry.’
‘Least said, texted, tweeted, retweeted, Instagrammed, posted, uploaded, shared, blogged, vlogged and Snapchatted, soonest mended.’