Dave – 14 February 2013

‘Are we on target to get rid of our targets?’
‘I’m not sure you’re quite suited to the job’
‘Hello, the Low Energy Company...’
‘Oh no — it’s Khatwoman.’
‘Take me to your Leda.’
‘I’m afraid I’ve been Skyping someone else.’
‘He died within budget.’
‘Let’s hope the gravy train’s replaced with a gravy bus service.’
‘I can’t wait to introduce you to my parents — they’ll so disapprove.’
‘Is your outdoor, free range, farm-assured, locally sourced low-fat semi-skimmed milk from a cow?’