The Battle for Britain | 16 January 2021

‘I told you this journey wasn’t absolutely necessary.’
‘Look Joolz, a new coffee shop.’
‘We moved to the catchment area of an excellent private tutor...’
‘Oh, no! Rates are going up.’
‘No thanks, I’m too tiered.’
‘Write an essay entitled “What I didn’t do on my holidays”.’
‘Hi honey, I’m still home!’