The Battle for Britain – 13 December 2018

‘Bad news. The naughty/nice list is in contravention of the new GDPR rules.’
‘Christmas is coming, the geese are putting themselves at risk of obesity-related diseases.’
‘Stop arguing! This is going on social media.’
‘We can talk about sex, religion, politics and even Brexit — but no veganism!’
Alice in Winter Wonderland
‘Bloody elites.’
‘I don’t want her to grow up reading fairy tales where she’s rescued by Prince Charming.’
‘You’re writing Christmas cards, not tweets!’
‘He’s crashed out.’
‘I can’t believe you still believe in Brexit.’
‘We can get them all online.’
‘I understand you know a lot about just-in-time supply chains.’
‘Santa’s an equal opportunities employer!’
‘Leave means leave!’
‘The hot, dry summer has certainly affected the trees this year.’