Dave – 12 December 2012
Cartoons
Kazoo
Kazoo
Snowmen 2
Snowmen
Rudolphf
‘Which runway should I use?’
Tweeters
Tweeters
Autobiographies
Autobiographies
Hangover
‘Daddy’s hangover is a little worse than usual today.’
Bureaucracy
‘Jones, organise another layer of bureaucracy, please.’
Drones 2
Drones club
Saved
Saved
Jigsaw
Jigsaw
Compassion
Compassion
Carrot
Snowmen
Investigating
Investigating
Robbery
‘You’re in early today, Enid.’
Recruitment
‘So tell me — what can you bring to the stable?’
Santa
‘Sorry kids, but this something-for-nothing culture has got to stop.’
Presents
‘I know you spent ages making it, but Mummy prefers shop-bought presents.’
Jewellery
Jewellery
Butcher
‘You may have heard stories of over-treatment..’
Birds
‘The usual — ducking and diving, bob bob bobbing and weaving.’
Austerity 2
Austerity
Safety
‘Sorry, mate, got to take these off — children might get hurt.’
Targets
‘Your targets don’t want to meet you.’
Fishing
Fishing
Dalek
Dalek
Boot
Boot
Jumper
‘If you don’t like it, I can go back and nick you something else.’
Dogs
Dogs
Bedtime
‘Stop looking at me with those go-to-bed eyes.’