The Battle for Britain – 13 October 2016
Cartoons
You Can See The Real Me On Youtube
‘You can see the real me on YouTube.’
Is Every Programme About Food Nowadays
‘Is every programme about food nowadays?’
Youll Like Him Hes A Scream
‘You’ll like him — he’s a scream.’
Fiver For Your Thoughts
‘Fiver for your thoughts?’
Bloody Migrants Goin Away Leaving Us These Jobs
‘Bloody migrants, goin’ away, leaving us these jobs…’
The Sausages Are Woefully Underseasoned Crying Out For A Jus
‘The sausages are woefully underseasoned – crying out for a jus.’
Statistics Suggest An Eu Migrant Will Get The Job
‘Statistics suggest an EU migrant will get the job.’
Calm Down Its Only My New 3 D Tattoo
‘Calm down – it’s only my new 3-D tattoo.’
Very Dull And Uneventful School Newsletter This Year Absolutely None Of My Old Pals Have Snuffed It
‘Very dull and uneventful school newsletter this year… absolutely none of my old pals have snuffed it.’
A Tenner Says Were Not Affected By Gambling Ads
‘A tenner says we’re not affected by gambling ads!’
I Cant Decide Which Of Them Is Unelectable
‘I can’t decide which of them is unelectable.’
These Ukip Leadership Contests Are Getting Out Of Hand
‘These Ukip leadership contests are getting out of hand.’
Its A Lack Of Personality Cult
‘It’s a lack-of-personality cult.’
Hes Invented The Samsung Phone
‘He’s invented the Samsung phone.’