The Battle for Britain | 15 July 2023

‘I was going to take a gap year to see the world, but the world’s coming to see us.’
‘I’m not sure about this barbie movie.’
‘Oh no, I couldn’t – you’ve got bills to pay…’
‘Which public sector bailout did you make money in?’
‘We’ve closed your bank account… you have been charged £25 for this letter.’
‘Our French poodle keeps setting fire to our car.’
‘This is where they buried the cheaper broadband deals.’
‘There must be a better way to protect the kids from social media.’
‘I’ll have another pair.’
‘We found racism, sexism and elitism.’
‘I’m looking for Mr Hard Right.’