The Battle for Britain | 15 June 2024
Cartoons
At least there isn’t any sewage
‘At least there isn’t any sewage.’
There isn’t time
‘We’re down to the last two Conservative voters – we could get them to breed but there isn’t time.’
I’m worried we’re not being annoying enough
‘I’m worried we’re not being annoying enough.’
I can boycott 500 literary festivals a day
‘If I put my mind to it, I can boycott 500 literary festivals a day.’
No it’s not the prison, it’s the council offices
‘No it’s not the prison, it’s the council offices. They insist everything is done online these days.’
There are a lot of independents hoping to win this constituency
‘There are a lot of independents hoping to win this constituency.’
It’s making a comeback
‘Trust me, it’s making a comeback.’
It must be good
‘It must be good – the locals eat here.’
The second I stopped, they all unfollowed me
‘The second I stopped, they all unfollowed me.’
Little too far
‘Perhaps this lot are a little too far to the right?’
