Dave – 13 June 2013
Cartoons
Tattoo
‘We were impressed that you had the company logo tattooed on your forehead. But you haven’t got the job.’
Relate 3
‘The magic’s gone out of our adultery.’
Drone 2
‘Well, I still think using drones has taken something out of hunting.’
Hospital 2
‘They do say that on a clear day you can see a doctor.’
Local 2
‘It’s from the takeaway next door.’
Popcorn
Comedy and tragedy...now showing at your local multiplex
Effects
‘That’s the special effects sorted. All we need is a story to hang them on.’
Headless
‘As part of the divorce settlement, I get to keep the head.’
Daleks 2
‘I’ve discovered this marvellous acne cream.’
Lobbying 2
‘Is advertising yourself on eBay within the spirit of the rules?’
