The Battle for Britain | 15 April 2023

‘It’s a commemorative coin – to remind us of when we had money.’
‘The junior doctors are on strike so you’ll have to wait for your misdiagnosis.’
‘Coming here takes my mind off all the potholes in my road!’
Sold off, and without apology or reparation for the years of enforced servitude.
‘I see trees of green, red roses too...’
‘Given your links to gambling, they should withdraw the whip.’
‘The only thing that keeps me going are the teachers’ strikes.’
‘Poor old Tantalus. They’ve gone and moved his retirement age back again.’
‘I’m sorry for that outburst, I’ve been binge-watching Succession.’
‘We need to think outside the box.’
‘Is there a credible offer in the house?’