The Battle for Britain – 12 April 2017

Where the Easter Island heads come from
‘He’s at that awkward age.’
‘We’re digging a mega-basement with swimming pool and media room.’
‘Signal from the President — a new foreign policy.’
‘No thanks — Mum brought us up on quinoa, chia seeds and kale
‘I sentence you to two weeks at Center Parcs in the middle of August, and may God have mercy on your soul.’