‘Oh my God! You seem to know everything about me.’
Cartoons
Knives
‘Apparently our new neighbours have a stage act. Probably a singing duo or something.’
Telly
‘Darling, come quickly — Clare Balding’s not on.’
Tv 5
‘High-definition TV...low-definition plot...’
Cigarettes 2
‘In my day we had sweets that looked like cigarettes. They’re banned now, of course.’
Policeman
‘I’m an undercover policeman, but it’s my day off.’
Finance
‘You are declared bankrupt. Carry on like it’s no big deal.’
Sugar 2
‘Stop! It’s 11 per cent sugar!’