The Battle for Britain | 15 February 2025
Cartoons
I’m looking for a book the right size and weight to rest my laptop on in bed
‘I’m looking for a book the right size and weight to rest my laptop on in bed.’
It doesn’t provide any get out for Keir
‘Apparently it doesn’t provide any get out for Keir.’
Funny and happy
‘I want to be funny and happy.’
It’s just us so this must be hell
‘It’s just us so this must be hell.’
Roses are red
‘Roses are red, violets are blue, I can simulate loving you.’
Raise a few eyebrows
‘I want something that will raise a few eyebrows.’
Useful idiot
‘But what if you turn into a useful idiot?’
It appeared in our account the minute the school started charging VAT on fees
‘It appeared in our account the minute the school started charging VAT on fees.’
Just sitting back
‘Oh, just sitting back and letting algorithms do all the stock trading.’
That’s by Ed Miliband
‘Oh, that’s by Ed Miliband.’