The Battle for Britain | 14 December 2024
Cartoons
Check out the podcast
‘Check out the podcast.’
You missed your green targets
‘You missed your green targets.’
Tell yonder peasant
‘Tell yonder peasant that the winter fuel allowance is cancelled.’
I told you we should have Airbnb’d it
‘I told you we should have Airbnb’d it.’
You’re required to complete forms
‘You’re required to complete forms X24C and X25(F) for every household you visit.’
Three kings is too much to expect in a modern slimmed-down monarchy
‘Three kings is too much to expect in a modern slimmed-down monarchy.’
I’ve been good this year if you don’t count a little rioting and looting
‘I’ve been good this year if you don’t count a little rioting and looting.’
You’re terribly white
‘You’re terribly white.’
May I remind the audience
‘May I remind the audience to turn mobile phones on.’
I’m not convinced this is going to work
‘I’m not convinced this is going to work.’
You need to download the app!
‘Wake up! You need to download the app!’
Poles apart
‘It’s like we’re poles apart.’
Perfect christmas present
‘I thought a robin would be the perfect Christmas present, but they didn’t seem to like it.’
Invitation
‘It’s an invitation to spend Christmas with the relatives.’
I think we’re being watched
‘I think we’re being watched.’
Become the story
‘We’ve become the story.’
You’re going on a long journey
‘You’re going on a long journey.’
