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Argument

‘As you have no close family who’ll be visiting this Christmas, we’ve come to offer you a huge, acrimonious argument if you’d like one.’

Body

‘You have the body of a teenager — your liver’s shot, and you have a couple of sexually transmitted infections.’

Website

‘You’ll find my wish list on my website — I have prioritised the presents — can you acknowledge to timmy@...’