The Battle for Britain – 12 October 2017

‘Can’t you go out and be angry like other young people?’
‘This call may be minotaured for training purposes.’
‘Nothing beats the feel of the printed page.’
‘Apparently it’s bad luck if Theresa May crosses your path.’
Yeah, there’s nothing worse than the terrible twos ... except the troublesome threes, frightful fours, frustrating fives, shocking sixes, severe sevens, exasperating eights, nasty nines, traumatic tens, enraging elevens, tyrannical twelves ... and teenagers.’