Dave – 12 September 2013
Cartoons
Moses
‘The old duffer needs cue cards for everything!’
Bondage
‘I must say, I preferred 50 Shades of Grey.’
Trolls
Snow White and the seven trolls
Solicitors
‘…and to my wife I leave my entire jazz collection.’
Vampires 2
‘Arrrgghh! Good light stops play!’
Calendar 2
‘Monday’s no good, I’ve got Sex Addicts Anonymous, Tuesday it’s my AA meeting, Thursday’s Gamblers Anonymous and Friday’s Narcotics Anonymous. You know, sometimes I think I might have an addictive personality.’
Scratch
‘Miss Harkness, remind me, at our last board meeting who scratched my back?’
Gamekeeper
‘But we only have three rabbits. Do we really need a gamekeeper?’
Ending
‘I had a problem with the ending. It doesn’t come quickly enough.’
Sentences
‘It’s OK for you but I’ve got nine life sentences to serve.’
Remote 2
‘Which is the correct remote for watching Downton Abbey?’
Outlook
‘The economic outlook just gets better and better.’
Slaves
‘Sorry, we’re not taking on any slaves at the moment.’
