Fight
‘Oh no! He’s been radicalised to go and in-fight with the Conservatives.’
Cartoons
Mosquito
‘Hello, reception. Can you send up more mosquito repellent, please.’
Climbing
‘The indoor climbing centre didn’t really flourish until after it was demolished.’
Covert 2
‘I was hoping to be able to introduce you to Colin, head of Covert Operations.’
Fat 3
‘Omigod! You’ve made me look so fat!’
Close
‘This is where the most awful things happen.’
Architects 2
‘I can’t wait to see what nickname they give our new building.’
Fingers
‘Online home delivery? About those sponge fingers I ordered…’
Cells
‘I’m a World Cup widow — my husband said England wouldn’t win, so I stabbed him.’
Blair 2
‘They’re “W”, “M” and “D”.’