The Battle for Britain | 14 May 2022

‘What with the cost of living, I’m not surprised she nicked our porridge.’
‘It’s the beer talking.’
‘I’m afraid I can only currently offer telephone consultations.’
‘Put up your savings interest rates, now!’
‘Poor old Cancer’s got Putin.’
‘I wish the Russians would turn off our gas.’
‘Isn’t it lovely to spend so much time together?’