Cartoons
I’m not surprised she nicked our porridge
‘What with the cost of living, I’m not surprised she nicked our porridge.’
‘It’s the beer talking.’
‘It’s the beer talking.’
Telephone consultations
‘I’m afraid I can only currently offer telephone consultations.’
Put up your savings interest rates, now!
‘Put up your savings interest rates, now!’
Cancer’s got Putin
‘Poor old Cancer’s got Putin.’
Turn off our gas
‘I wish the Russians would turn off our gas.’
Isn’t it lovely to spend so much time together?
‘Isn’t it lovely to spend so much time together?’