Every Bear That Ever There Was Maybe I Should Have Cut More Sandwiches
‘Every bear that ever there was? Maybe I should have cut more sandwiches…’
Cartoons
The Audience Just Pulled Out
‘The audience just pulled out.’
Im Sorry But We Dont Allow Second Homes
‘I’m sorry, but we don’t allow second homes.’
I Represent Jeremy Corbyns New Kinder More Respectful Politics
‘I represent Jeremy Corbyn’s new kinder, more respectful politics.’
Thats All I Am To You Isnt It A Chocolate Substitute
‘That’s all I am to you, isn’t it — a chocolate substitute.’
The Child Lock Is To Prevent Access To Sats Tests
‘The child lock is to prevent access to Sats tests.’
Death War Meet Brexit
‘Death, War — meet Brexit.’
