The Battle for Britain | 14 January 2023
Cartoons
We haven’t even been going out or doing anything
‘We haven’t even been going out or doing anything.’
At least my bowl’s in one piece
‘I may not live in a palace, but at least my bowl’s in one piece.’
Do we just have to learn to live with him?
‘Do you think Prince Harry will ever go away, or do we just have to learn to live with him?’
My diet is working
‘Oh god! My diet is working! I’ll have to carry on with it.’
Unflinching memoir
‘Will this be a kiss-and-tell in an unflinching memoir?’
Serve at room temperature
‘It said “serve at room temperature”, so I chilled it for a few hours.’
I owned a woodburner
‘I owned a woodburner.’
Pack it in you two
‘Pack it in you two! You’re not members of the royal family.’
