Hipster Santa
‘To be honest, Santa, I preferred you before you went hipster.’
Cartoons
Smell 2
‘Eurgh — you smell like a chimney.’
Football 2
‘How did the Christmas Day football match come to be played in Qatar?’
Jumper 2
‘If a Christmas jumper’s got your name on it, there’s nothing you can do.’
Twerky
‘I thought we’d have a twerky this year.’
Exit Strategy
‘What’s our exit strategy?
Tweetings
‘I bring glad tweetings.’
Nose
‘And what exactly is it about the new nose that you’re not happy with?’
Slept
There were rumours that she had slept her way to the top.
Charades
‘They only agreed to join in with charades if they could include video games as a category.’
Kings 2
‘You’re completely out of touch with how ordinary people live!’
Destination
‘You have reached your destination.’
Star
‘Wow, it makes you feel really significant, doesn’t it?’
Three Ships
‘You wait ages for a ship, then three come sailing in at once.’
Jeeves
‘What ho ho ho, Jeeves!’
Clothes
‘Well, this is disappointing. I was hoping there’d be more clothes.’
Christmas Truce 2
Christmas truce
Windows
‘He’s the best window cleaner I’ve ever had.’
