The Battle for Britain – 11 October 2018

‘I fear he’s the bearer of bad news.’
‘Brian’s off to watch the golf.’
‘It’s a dancing competition in which the judges give their scores, the public votes, and each week a couple are unfaithful.’
Hashtags you don’t see
‘What I thought might be fun is, we sign a final deal which then immediately shreds itself.’
‘We are innocent Russian tourists on riding holiday, looking forward to a good hack…’
‘I don’t think you can take the sound of your own voice as one of the tracks.’