The Battle for Britain | 13 July 2024

‘Our postal votes have arrived.’
‘The naughty step now and think about your toxic masculinity.’
‘Can you identify as women?’
‘That’s Sir Ed Davey’s seat.’
‘It’s all change now, Larry.’
‘Tell me more about your time as a member of the proletariat.’
‘We want to do our bit to get Britain building.’
‘I love American politics, it makes me feel young again.’
‘It’s all Jacob does since he lost his seat’
‘We’ll have to tighten our green belts...’
‘I’m sorry Rishi, but the “ex-Tory prime minister after-dinner speech” market is saturated.’