The Battle for Britain – 11 July 2019
Cartoons
The Universitys Emotional Support Dog Has Been Here Too Long
‘The university’s emotional support dog has been here too long.’
Hes A Bit Over Emojinal
‘He’s a bit over-emojinal.’
Go To Sleep Dear Or Ill Ask Alexa If Youve Been A Naughty Boy Today
‘Go to sleep, dear, or I’ll ask Alexa if you’ve been a naughty boy today.’
Theyve Never Forgiven Us For George Washington Retaking Their Airports
‘They’ve never forgiven us for George Washington retaking their airports.’
Im Quietly Confident
‘I’m quietly confident.’
It Would Be More Dangerous If You Swallowed Pies
‘It would be more dangerous if you swallowed pies.’
Everest Is So Overcrowded At This Time Of Year
‘Everest is so overcrowded at this time of year.’
Im At Home Enjoying Some Mixed Doubles
‘I’m at home enjoying some mixed doubles.’
