Cartoons
Table
‘A table away from any children, not next to any toilets and no wobbly legs.’
Tunnel 4
‘I’ll call you back — I’m about to go through a tunnel.’
Cannabis
‘We suspect it may be powering a cannabis farm.’
Trouble
‘I’ll be honest with you, Lloyd: the company’s in trouble…’
Daddy
‘Grandad, tell me again about the old days when we were rubbish at sport and Britain never won anything.’
The Dog
‘The dog’s been on the internet again.’
Cig
‘But I always like an e-cigarette after internet sex.’
Satnav 2
‘Oh, great — we’re stuck. I told you not to always trust the sat nav.’
A Life
‘A Life’, 1975, by Kitaj can be seen at the British Museum and at Marlborough Fine Art
Hitman
‘It says here that the artist is a former hitman.’
Island 5
‘Another day, another “selfie”.’
Robbery 2
‘Will this be a cash robbery or a card robbery, sir?’