The Battle for Britain | 13 April 2024
Cartoons
These are the best days of our lives
‘These are the best days of our lives. Unless it’s just the antidepressants.’
Why does everyone bet on the race they’re most likely to lose on?
‘Why does everyone bet on the race they’re most likely to lose on?’
Do you promise?
‘And do you promise to love, honour and not change gender?’
Today in class
‘Today in class I’m going to commit a non-hate crime incident.’
We should have selected candidates
‘We should have selected candidates who’d be more resistant to honey traps.’
Hi, it’s Cinderella
‘Hi, it’s Cinderella – can you put me through to pest control.’
Actual royal residence
‘I never thought I’d catch a glimpse of an actual royal residence.’
Treat myself
‘I’m going to treat myself to Garrick membership’
What if his first word is a hate crime?
‘What if his first word is a hate crime?’