Dave – 11 April 2013
Cartoons
Scrap 2
‘A bag of pound coins, you say?’
Hugh
‘A state of true harmony can only be achieved when all Hugh Grant’s needs are satisfied.’
Classes
‘Nobby, Yuppy, Greedy, Thrifty, Crafty, Yobby and Needy.’
Indiscretion
‘Oh no – your civil partner and my ex-husband!’
Mushrooms
‘Drug squad! Open up!’
Soup 2
‘Waiter, there’s a greenfly in my soup!’
Desk
‘A word about desk dining, Jones ...’
Sand
‘I suggested a “sand castle” but he wanted to make a “sand iPhone”.’
Afterlife 2
‘I’m a bit disappointed by the afterlife, me.’
Vicar 3
‘More Baroness T, vicar?’
Critic
‘You two will have so much to talk about. You’re a debut novelist and Quentin here is a debut book critic.’
Weasel
‘Apparently, that is the way the money goes, gentlemen. The weasel has popped!’
