The Battle for Britain | 13 March 2021

‘Blood-coloured carpets would be practical.’
‘If it’s Harry I’m in a meeting.’
‘We met on the internet.’
‘Dr Seuss is too offensive — so I’ll read you the Chips Channon diaries.’
‘I’m beginning to think our diversity policy has gone a little too far.’
‘I must admit, I thought I could have had more support from the palace.’
‘I think your father’s hoping he’ll never have to hug anyone again.’
‘That’s disappointing — I was expecting an increase of 1 per cent.’
‘I can remember exactly what I was doing this time last year.’