Letter
‘How lovely! The surgery have invited us for blood tests on the 10th.’
Cartoons
Jump
‘Break a leg!’
Monsters
‘The ones that are a wonky shape are just as tasty!’
Funeral 3
‘Firstly, thank you for coming and a special thanks to the Skype mourners.’
Corbyn 2
‘I think you’ll agree the box is just as effective without chocolates.’
Profile
‘To be honest, she’s a bit young for me. She looked older in her online profile.’
Weapon
‘Sarge, looks like we’ve recovered the murder weapon.’
Wine 4
‘It stopped breathing so I was giving it the kiss of life.’
Veil
‘I’m not happy about the veil.’
Stones
‘I expect they couldn’t afford to go into a care home.’
Doctor 5
‘I’m prescribing you large doses of blame, guilt and shame.’
