Dave – 10 October 2013

‘I’ve got some good news and some bad news.’
‘It’s a bit thin.’
‘O.M.G….’
‘He should just be grateful he wasn’t turned into lasagne.’
Newton discovers lower-back pain
‘And you must be nimby.’
Goldilocks and the Three Beers
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‘You’re pathetic, Johnson — I like that in a regulator.’
‘Ignore it — it’s just a mirage.’
‘Smug widowed!’