The Battle for Britain | 12 August 2023
Cartoons
Have we had summer or is it yet to come?
‘Remind me, have we had summer or is it yet to come?’
Apparently we need a TV licence
‘Apparently we need a TV licence.’
Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?
‘Is the Twitter revamp that bad!?’
Systems analyst
‘Apparently he’s some kind of systems analyst.’
He’s repugnant until proven guilty
‘He’s repugnant until proven guilty.’
I’m afraid we don’t serve solo diners
‘Not only have you been stood up, Sir, but I’m afraid we don’t serve solo diners.’
Gas bill
‘If I wanted to see people making a bomb I’d have a look at my gas bill.’
Poor souls
‘There’s plenty more fish in the sea, poor souls.’
But I haven’t started reading yet
‘But I haven’t started reading yet.’
Take plenty of photos so we can show him where he’s been when he gets back
‘Take plenty of photos so we can show him where he’s been when he gets back.’