The Battle for Britain – 10 August 2017

‘It takes him a while to unwind.’
‘Your mother says you’ve been watching that fire long enough.’
‘Can you comb over a mohican?’
‘I’m transitioning.’
‘Why must you be so damn negative?’
‘I’m confused about other people’s sexuality.’
‘At last! A drugs service that hasn’t been cut.’
‘Is there an afterlife? I hope not!’
‘Oh no — must be something really bad!’
‘I’d like the sweet smell of success, tempered by a sour note of regret.’