The Battle for Britain – 10 May 2018

‘You’ll find yourself splitting a long journey.’
‘My millennial sexbot wants to remain celibate.’
‘In future, try not to leave your porridge unattended.’
‘Fancy coming over to my office to Netflix and panic?’
‘I’m getting smoky tones...’
‘It might look weird, but the kids can’t keep their eyes off me.’
‘Oh no! Hard boarders!’